THESE MEN
In 2003, the American Psychiatric National Board identified the first man which is seen often along “This Man”. Since then, five additional men have since been identified as companions to This Man.
Who are these men, how do they know this man, and more importantly, how do they visit us? Are they the best of friends, or just coworkers assigned to torture the Populus? Science does not currently know, but we hope to soon.
With thousands of confirmed sightings, these men have now been given names – however their true identities, and their relation to This Man remains out of reach.
THE BEST MAN
Frequently seen alongside This Man. He was the first companion found in 2003. He has followed this man into the dreams of people age 5-100. Everyone from Professional Athletes to Kyle Sim report seeing the best man.
THE ARTIST
Raised in the land of the Sky Blue Waters. He was first spotted while starting a music career at a little known pizza establishment in the Great Plains. He is a gentle soul, although enigma lurks behind those glasses.
THE PREDATOR
He comes in the night. Even This Man is not truly sure who he is. He remains a shadowy figure. Also known as the Gambler, the Problem, and the Solution, wake him with great caution.
THE FATHER
He is known to torture those he visits with nonstop renditions of Come on Eileen. Be very aware of The Father, for the interworking’s of his aura are yet to be fully understood by the scientific community.
THE DOCTOR
This Man was the Best Man in The Doctor’s Wedding. The Doctor cares deeply for This Man, as he is the closest thing he has to a brother. The Doctor is described as having a weird obsession with This Man. Approach The Doctor was great fear.
R.O.S.S.
R.O.S.S. or, Reoccuring Organic Symbiotic Standard, was a lab project developed at a prestigious academic institution in South Dakota. He has haunted the dreams of individuals visiting the Haunted Mansion at Disney World.
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